WEDNESDAY’S EXSCUSE: Whoops. Started barfing late last night and continued yuking all through the morning. Woke up at 12pm feeling like in the morning, (death) and meant to cancel the show but passed out. Just waking up now. Sa’ ba’ tha’ ? Makeup shows tomorrow and Friday. Stay positive.

THURSDAY’S EXCUSE: I need one more day. I feel like shit and look like a fuck-faced fa-goot as well. You haven’t seen S14 E04 anyway. Get caught up! https://youtu.be/99z8T93SI9g