ATTENTION HEDZ: It is time to take the show to yet another level. For years now I’ve been doing the show alone, but all our best episodes have had a secret ingredient: Sven.
There’s no one who knows Red Bar better than Sven Stoffels. As a Skype co-host, he’s opened the door to many of our most memorable moments. And our off-air conversations are equally important, and responsible for much of Red Bar’s glory.
It’s time for gay marriage. It’s time to bring Sven to Red Bar. FULL TIME.
As partners, Sven and I can do more with Red Bar than ever before. Not only are his talents as an artist and animator very useful, but his ability to sniff out nonsense is second to none. He will not only be the best possible co-host, but the best possible co-producer as well. When Sven and I get together, our ideas have no limits. Our enemies have no chance. And our ruthlessness has no bounds.
Sven currently lives in the “Netherlands” – whatever that is. He works as a free-lance artist and animator and pays the bills making animations for people that aren’t me. What a waste. Sven shouldn’t be focused on such nonsense – he should be here with us.
THE GOAL: We need to get Sven off freelance work. We need him to move to America. And we need to build our empire. In order to do this, Sven needs to quit the freelance stuff cold turkey. That’s what I had to do years back in order to make Red Bar my full time gig. It’s a very hard thing to do financially, but necessary in order to get to the next step.
Our temporary plan is to fund Sven’s transition to Red Bar via Patreon. We need to supplement Sven’s freelance income so that he can focus all his time on the show. We’re hoping within a year his position at Red Bar will be self-sufficient, and that we’ll no longer need crowd funding to make everything work. With the power of Cumia, and Sven and I working full time on the show, we should be able to finally stop asking for your help.
In the meantime, we need your help for jus a bit longer. Lets get Sven paid. Lets get Red Bar huge. It’s happening. HEIL BAR!
THROW DOWN HERE: https://www.patreon.com/svenstoffels