Mikes father Matt Dudley joins us / Sniff Snarf Barbershop calls / Facing the Mirror / Changing truckers lives / Balance beams are garbage / Dress codes / Whisky love / Vag cleaning / Andrew Zarian calls in about Leykis / Radio chat

AUDIO VERSION:

Ryan Durdin is in studio / Dane Cook’s new show / Red Bar Imitators / Send us your boobs / TV show cancelations / Ryan and Mike chug beers / JJ Abrams tricked us / Ads becoming harassment / Microphone scandal / Lessons from dogs

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Comedian John Leadly joins us today / Virgin Listeners / Slow sex / Stop being shy / McDonalds? Get some respect / Cheek Reduction / I work at Applebees for the Jokes / Carpeting ruined the Economy / Man Witch calls in / Teen Talk (Being Yourself) / Cool kids go green

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MIke’s out of smokes / Jameson from now on / Razor chat / That Military aint no joke / Red Bar causes Sleep Paralysis / Listener wives / 500 more Barmy = Nude show / Yeasty listeners

Matt Dudley Joins us in studio / Gettin Rashy / Penis rotting to the bone / Lubes / Tide Conspiracy / Witch Tales / No more Mix Tapes / Morning Dog Fights / Real Facebook Messages / Dudley’s been Ostracized / Avengers Spoilers / The Candyman Can

Ryan Durdin joins us in studio / Mikes love for Iron Man / Coke Casino / Sprite rules / IT’S PISS! / Pee Freestyle / France advice / The Littlest Mikemaid / Judy in the sky / Mikes a dead ghoul??? / Must watch the video version of this show, which will be up soon!

Dave Meske joins us in studio / Dave needs to loosen up / “GENE” talk with Mike / Kohls Pearl Harbor Shirts / Not giving trash to the Mexicans /Red Bar Tailors / Mike met The Crow / Leno is so horrible / 4 Year old Puss pics / Riding a motorcycle to Wendy’s and Mcdolnalds

Mike saw The Avengers, see The Avengers / These Theaters are filled with slobs / Puerto Ricans and their mean line beards / Berman Berman Berman

Mike’s father Matt Dudley is here! Queen Iffrica gets touched by dad / Guys getting beaten up is the same as girls getting raped / Girls think they get raped but their liars / Cant wait for The Avengers tonight / Obama sells cars / Aubrey O’day worships suicide victims / Hail storm hits Red Bar / Dont lay in the streets

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Ryan Durdin & Othy Schwering are co-hosting today, along with Mike’s Brother Dan David working the cameras. Mike talks to an Asian listener in the studio named Kaelo, who’s from the Philippines! Mike is in a miserable mood and wishes this show never happened. Some rap battles to look forward to at the end of the show.

Mike’s Brother Dan David and listener Jon in studio / Denny’s Ordeal / Complaint Call / Anti-smoking campaigns / Terrible Radio / The View is Great / Deliveries / Sybaris Cosmic Suites / Fast Food / Arby’s “Genocide Experiment”/ Mike’s Sports Talk

Mike’s Brother Dan David And Matt Dudley In Studio / Dan Works For The Show Now! / 2012′s Most Beautiful Women / Best Dressed Women / Most Beautiful at Any Age / Dan’s Layoff / Diarrhea Buffet / Nice Peter’s Firing from Digitour / Wet Wipes / Wesley Snipes / New Gear for the Set / Cameron Got EBONY’D / Matthew Owens / The Hobbit / Don’t Wake Freddy / Chucky / TV Shows / Tom Leykis

Today’s full video show is FREE to the public! Usually the recordings of the full video shows are archived for BARMY MEMBERS only, but I wanted people to see the stuff we’re working on with the multi-cameras. Not perfect yet, but getting there!

You can see EVERY EPISODE’S full video version by becoming a BARMY MEMBER. http://redbarradio.net/barmy

Ryan Durdin And A Weird Brazilian Man In Studio / The Most Racist Moment On Live Television / Raul’s Trip Around The Americas / More PC Problems / Totally Real Facebook Messages Sent In By Listeners / People Buying Stuff From The Wishlist / Living Is Getting Expensive / The Puketacular / Ziploc Bags / Smoking Inside / People That Smell Like Boots

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Part one of the 4.5 hour special SATURDAY SHOW. Comedian LEWIS RHINE is here! (More show notes coming later.)

Things get severe. (Show notes coming later).

RIP Marilyn Manson / Mike gets Steam / Left 4 Dead 2 / Discovery Zone / Corey calls / Mike’s not a fan of charity walks / African tribal cake / Mike’s still moving to LA / 5 boys One Direction / Nazi’s get creative with the holocaust / Rabbi Ford Coppolla / Mike orders some kitchenware/

Co-Host Ryan Durdin in studio today! / Moms Defaulting on groceries / Corey’s packing peanut debacle/ Meeting with Ustream CEO / Mike’s getting’ a Porchpotty / Nothin’ worse than snow / Jumpin’ Julien / Mike talks UFO’s/Career advice/BB King stops by the studio/Relationship advice/Bogus Receipt…Real Deceit

Co-Host Matt Dudley in studio today/ Sweet Brown autotuned/ Red Bar Radio Cho!/ Making stars out of homeless creeps/ Krusty the boarding school girl/ Mike’s movie etiquette/ Entertainment getting shitty over time/ Nirvana knows when to end it/ The Red Bar entrapment show/ All women cry/ Mavis Beacon the slave/ There’s nothing wrong with crying/ Mouth watering pay as you go phones/ Crash into Rushmore. Racist Beacon/ Mike’s Pipin’ Hot Pop/ No more ads!/

5 years ago today, a boy named Cho Seung-Hui when on a killing spree now known as THE VIRGINIA TECH MASSACRE! This show was recorded 2 days after, on 04-18-07. Listeners have claimed this as their FAVORITE RBR EPISODE of all time. Since today is the anniversary of the massacre, we decided to re-release this episode. Enjoy.

Matt Dudley In Studio / Macs Are Better Than PCs / A Gay Brazilian Guy Is Obsessed With Mike / New Multi-cam Setup / PCs Are Nightmarish / Black Plastic Is Everywhere / Stop Being Niggardly / Defending Video Games / Girls Need To Have An Introductory Photo Album / Reading A Girl By Her Elbows / The Criminal Jarrett Williams Is Still Loose / Deodorant Talk / The Paper Towels Plumber Incident / Schools Are Outdated / Brainwashed Kids / People Don’t Strive / Getting Rid Of Tradition

Full Studio Today! Matt Dudley, Ryan Durdin & Colin Crowley / New Camera / The News Making Fun Of lack People / Wide Eyed Women / Eating Hot Dogs / Advice With Mike / Having Conversations In The Real World / Meeting Girls / Reporter Using The N-Word / Eating On A Budget / Candyman And Bloody Mary / People That Sleep With Ghosts In Their Home / “A Friend Has A Gay Crush On Me Mike” / Gay Guy Party Bus / What Do Haunts Do In Their Free Time? / Bad Kids That Skid Their Bikes

Mike talks tattoos / Takes a bunch of “advice” calls / Dealing with friends that are slobs / Hair product advice / Incest literature porn / EARTH SHOES! / helping out a psychopath / much more!

We did a 4-HOUR AFTER-SHOW today as well! You can get it right now by joining the BARMY! http://redbarradio.net/barmy

Ryan Durdin & Matt Dudley are here / Chatting With Girls /Meet the Creeps / The Oscars / Ryan Seacrest is a Bitch / Hugo / Sleepaway Dick / The Help Lady Overcoming Auditions / Gay Corey Calls In Sick / Cookiecast / Jonathan Bermanisms / What Do You Do With Granola? / Candy and Arcade Tickets / The Dells / Mike Calls Burning Embers Then Reads Their Yelp Reviews / much more!

Ryan Durdin joins me today! / A few bar tales / The Today Show does it again with backwards girl / We call a Buffalo Wild Wings / Gym Teacher calls in and Mike does a song / much more!

THREE-HOUR SHOW! / Don from T-mobile and John Leadley are here! / Mike explains the complicated history of race relations in the city of Chicago / Fashion talk with Mike / Mike eats at an airport Burger King / Mike continues to investigates race relations / The awkward things listeners do / Mike takes calls from listeners / Slow Sex / More calls from listeners / The Men’s Warehouse guy comes on the show / A real Asian Alien on the news / We learn far too much about Don

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Live from Los Angeles from the Blue Goose Lounge! Comedians Mike Bridenstine and David Angelo join me! We also have a special appearance by Mike’s Brother Dan David, (my personal favorite part of the show!) Excuse the slight “buzzing” sound you may hear – the venue had a buzz in their sound system. I would suggest listening using speakers instead of headphones, you hear less of the buzz. Thanks to all the listeners that came out, Cameron “The Merlin” Malek, and Doug from the Blue Goose Lounge for letting us play here last minute. Enjoy!

PHOTOS FROM THE SHOW: http://www.flickr.com/photos/redbar/sets/72157629122531813 (have more photos or vids from this event? Email em to mike@redbarradio.net !

VIDEOS FROM L.A. NOW UP IN THE BARMY! http://redbarradio.net/barmy

RYAN DURDIN is here! It’s Friday the 13th / Mike and Ryan have the shakes / Jason / Mike gets a birthday present / A reading of an old slave book / much more!

Mike interrogates possible terrorist-listener Jasprite / A long history between Japrite and Mike is Discovered/ Door etiquette is scrutinized / Tim Hortons is repulsive / Why Mike will never order a small at Starbucks/ Mike and Jasprite compare shampoo and conditioner techniques / Garnier Fructis is the sprite of shampoo / All aspects of Jasprite’s beard are investigated/ IT’S A MOLD / More Sihk rules are discussed / Don’t Remove Jasprite turban / Mike solves the mystery of his Netflix account / More Beard talk / What is it like growing up Jasprite in America.

Comedian John Leadley and world’s tallest listener, Matt Dudley are here! We have an AMAZING announcement about PodZeppelin & XM radio! We also call The Outback Steakhouse, Chili’s, & Fridays! You’re gonna love the way you look, I guarantee it.

Mike does a solo show. A lot of amazingness in this one. We talk to a girl who claims to have dated the director of THE STRANGE THING ABOUT THE JOHNSONS movie. Mike also makes a call to a sensitivity training center, and tries to book a session for his “company.” A must listen-to call.

Make sure you check out the AFTER-SHOW from today. Probably the most epic after-show ever recorded! Mike sets his guitar on fire! Yep! Enjoy! https://redbarradio.net/barmy for the afta!

Todd Pott from Apocalypse Hoboken is here! Kris Megyery from The Brokedowns is here as well! Not the most “normal” of shows, but I loved it, so get bent!

Mike rambles about things! We get a nice call from comedian DAVID ANGELO, fresh off his appearance on FOX NEWS. A listener in the chat named “CrazyKev” tries to tell Mike what to do, so Mike ends the show immediately, as a lesson to all of those that feel they can produce the show! Enjoy!

A listener named Logan sits in on the show today. Turns out, he’s very strange. Basically, a piece of shit of a show. Enjoy!

World’s tallest listener, MATT DUDLEY joins the show once again. We go over Charles Burnley, a show that copies Red Bar – POD AWFUL, and the best movie ever, THE STRANGE THING ABOUT THE JOHNSONS. Mike does a dance. Enjoy!

ARTIST RENDERING OF THE BURNS:

Weekend at Burn-ies. Comedian Lewis Rhine is here, and this time he brings a friend. Meet Charlie. Charlie has a burning itch. Things get, burny….. We also go over listener emails, Kim Jong Ching Chong, an Indian man joins the studio, and Mike forgets what he wants to say about Moneyball with Jonah Hex.

Ryan Durdin & Sam Mechling are here! This show is off the chain! Mike calls the Clear internet company to complain about them. We also finally give Linda Ellerbee the screaming-at she deserves!

Our tallest listener in the world, MATT is here. He is 6’10″. His voice is taller than most of you. I am being held CAPTIVE. This is what the recording of all of this sounds like.

The disaster show! This was going to be the show we used for our first XM broadcast, however, it was horrible! The first show in a long long time where I just hated every second of doing it. So thanks to listener, a best-of episode was created for the XM show, and this show here will just be for the podcast. Comedian JOHN LEADLEY is here, along with a listener named DAVE, and we also have so bitches in the studio audience.

RYAN DURDIN & SAM MECHLING are here. Show notes will come later!

Neeger drummer Ryan Durdin is here! / Patrice O’Neal is a dead / Michael Jackson’s murderer is going to jail / Mike has an admirer / Growing plants in a pussy / A door-to-door bug man calls in / Curtis Victor Scott and the origin of Red Bar / Mike hates to like The Walking Dead / A bee woman calls in. Release the bees! / Scotty the Rum Runner makes an apology / Mike draws a bath / much more!

It’s Black Friday and Baby Boy Brian Babylon is here! / Takeover talk / Listeners chime in on The Takeover / The gays need separate bathrooms/ The “rum guy” who cock-blocked Mike on July 4th is here /Tim From Boston thinks he looks like Clooney / Babylon’s lonely Thanksgiving / Indians are savages / Mike’s grandma’s bones attend Thanksgiving dinner (the video is on The Barmy!) / Mike and Babylon talk about Michael Jackson, Michael Vick, Michael Jordan, Wanda Sykes, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Griffin, B.B. King and other black celebs / Mike talks to the girls. He’s STD free! / Mike wants a blonde / The Fritz sex tape

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The guy is here! And he needs a computer! / Hitler’s fire pit of death / Ustream is shit / A real NF calls in / Mike needs to get jacked / Boardwalk talk / The New Guy’s Thanksgiving / Mike is a dead man? / Grandmas should be bones / The new camera / Red Bar PSAs / Hot dog dick / Fashion advice: don’t wear Bajas / Knives! Knives! Knives!

Comedian JOHN LEADLEY is here. Mike bitches about audio even though it’s pretty much close to perfect. We talk about Merlin, James Fritz being a bitch, and many other amazing things! Mike takes a live call from Amazon.com support, and yells at the woman over a lost order for his Canon 60D camera. Enjoy!

JOHN LEADLY AS “80′S CLOWN” (John used to be a TV clown for a living back in the early 80′s)

Mike is tired, and in a bad mood! He is very sorry. Solo show today! Mostly Mike complaining about how the show “needs a guy!” However, a few good “complaint” calls are made that the listeners seemed to love! Mike calls UPS, a library, and a sun glass company. One woman cries, and another thinks she’s fired! Woah! Check it out!

Ut oh! I mad a big fuck-up today. I have all this new audio equipment that is only half hooked up, and all of the phone call audio did NOT record! It’s gonna drive you nutz! Again, very sorry. Anyway, comedians LEWIS RHINE and COLLIN BULLOCK are here! Collin hosts the comedy talk radio show AWKWARD MOMENTS WITH COLLIN BULLOCK. We talk about the “tell-all” show that Fritz, Kyle, Stanley and Dean are planning on doing about Mike. It’s supposedly gonna expose him as the demon he really is! AHHHHH! What will Mike do??? Collin’s girlfriend gets mad at him because we say bad things on the shows. Things get weird!

Comedian STEVE O. HARVEY from “THE BAND OF 1000 NAMES” joins us today! We talk about everything that involves giggles and goofs! Enjoy.

Mike talks about why he does what he does in some sort of ‘motivational” way, and talks about all of the new exciting things coming to Red Bar in the near future. We talk to a black guy, a Mexican guy, and a Mexican WOMAN who calls in thinking Mike is selling X-mas decorations on Criagslist. Mike is tired today.